America's Real Illegal Immigrants

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America's Real Illegal Immigrants

Fellow Americans,

The debate concerning illegal immigrants in this country continues to rage. Legislation is constructed by our lawmakers to deal with the issue, only to be floored when it causes a backlash of protests and demonstrations in the streets. Clearly, this issue needs resolution, but even more clearly, we must face the fact that immigrants coming over the border should be a secondary concern to an even more insidious immigration problem that is growing in America with every passing year.

It is time we stem the tide of illegal newborn entering this country.

Every year, thousands upon thousands of newborns find there way into the maternity wards of America, entirely lacking proper documentation, green cards, or even simple identification. They proceed to put untold strain upon the health care system of this country, costing taxpayers millions of dollars annually.

Certainly, we are a nation made up of immigrants, but our ancestors were immigrants who respected the language and culture of the country they were coming to. These newborns enter the country with precious little English skill, unable to express themselves on even the most basic level in our language. They are content to “goo” and “ga” with those of their own type while making no effort to learn the language of the country they live in.

In addition, our immigrant ancestors made an effort to assimilate with those around them as quickly as possible; as newborns grow, they make no effort to assimilate, seeming content to form "playgroups" with their own kind instead, amusing themselves with bizarre traditions such as trying to hammer square pegs into round holes.

The threat that these newborns pose to our country is not only cultural, it is economic as well. Most newborns make little effort to find gainful employment, and as a result, it is estimated that each one will cost Americans 400,000 dollars by they time they are eighteen. Often, in addition to not having the drive to seek employment, they do not even have the basic motor skills required to do so; anyone who has ever witnessed one of these freeloaders spending time trying grab the fingers of their caretakers, or swinging their chubby legs around in the air as if trying to pedal an invisible bicycle, must realize that this is not a skilled workforce waiting to happen.

We have pleaded and petitioned the government to put a stop to this madness, but our pleas have fallen on deaf ears. As a result, the members of the Minuteman Project have decided that we will forestall our duties of guarding the border with Mexico, and instead, take up positions in the hospitals and maternity wards of this great land. No harm will come to the newborns; rather, we will simply corral them, and turn them over to be processed by the INS. Together, we can help put an end to the problems that these illigal immigrant newborns cause.

God Bless America,

Richard Sam Houston Smith

President, Minuteman Project of America