Mind The Gap

Hey everybody,
Errr....sorry about that missfire that you all just received before this; Pistol Pete has an itchy trigger finger.

Well, I'm in London.... at least, that's where they told me I was upon exiting the plane; and due to a nice three hour nap to alleviate my jet lag, I think I'm actually starting to believe it now.
At the moment, I'm sitting in a Subway/Ben & Jerry's/Internet Cafe, overseen by the Napoleanic era hero himself, Lord Horatio Nelson (yes, I'm right by Trafalgar Square). Anyway, how do we not yet have these wonders of corporate conglomeration in Madison? I mean, we have Long John Silver's and A & W under the same roof, but that's about it.
I was all intent on getting myself arrested here, but then I heard that they don't lock criminals up in the Tower of London anymore (so much for my plan to get free admission). Next, somebody's probably going to tell me that they don't stick decpitated heads on spikes at Tower Bridge anymore either! Sheesh!

As far as future plans go; in the wee hours of tomorrow morning, I plan on finding Kevin Spacey in Hyde Park. Yes, apparently he jogs there at three in the morning, according to all the buzz about that mugging incident a few months ago. Now, just imagine how happy he'll be when I confront him, only demanding an autograph!

Take care!

Peter